Tuesday, March 30, 2021

30.03.21 - Amor de Mãe

Halloooo,

How goes it? Over here we've officially wrapped on Gaby's course, and have moved on to finding new lodgings for ourselves in the coming months. We also had the (vaccinated) grandparents over for lunch at the weekend, and did a big shop - a positively supercharged schedule compared to recent weeks.

I have also made a grand total of 2 (twomixtapes, and my phrase of the week ("a mother's love") is the title of a "novela" (soap opera) currently on the air here, which is notable for being one of the first high-profile cultural casualties of the pandemic in Brazil, and one of the first shows to make a comeback once restrictions were lifted.

My forensic research on Wikipedia shows that "Amor de Mãe" premiered in November 2019, as Globo's premium show in the 9pm slot (people still watch terrestrial TV here!). Soap operas are produced at an absolutely relentless clip here, with new hour-long episodes released pretty much every day of the week for months at a time, and are obviously a huge advertising cash cow for the channels despite the rise of Netflix and its ilk. But production was shut down in March 2020, along with just about everything else in the country, and the slot was filled with re-runs.

Anyway, it's been back on the air for a while now, and we've caught bits and pieces of episodes on our sporadic visits to terrestrial TV. The network is at pains to point out that the new episodes were all shot in Covid-safe conditions, and I believe them because the show has now become an absolutely fascinating, eerie case study of how the entertainment sector has tried to press on in a world where no one can be within 2 metres of anyone else.

About 75% of the original cast has been culled, never to be heard of again, along with any extras; all the actors had to turn up to set with their hair and make-up done in advance (by their close family, presumably); all the scenes take place on huge, mostly empty sets with windows and doors open; scenes with more than two characters are largely eschewed; and often they'll involve one character on their own, filling someone in on plot developments over Zoom (sometimes laid out like a regular Zoom conversation on the screen). 

Covid-19 not only exists in the "Amor de Mãe" TV universe, it is frequently referred to and often drives the plot, which I would suggest is the last thing your average Brazilian wants to see when they turn on the TV at the end of the day, but would at least explain all the social distancing, and fits in with the whole "holding a mirror to society" aspect of soaps.

Despite all the disclaimers, the show has come under fire for having characters state that people who have been infected and recovered are no longer at risk, which suggests that maybe it should have downplayed the whole Covid angle while the pandemic is still ongoing or, you know, not bothered coming back on the air at all, especially since Globo has a near-infinite archive of re-runs to fall back on.

But who am I to say - ratings are up, meaning a lot of people will presumably watch just about anything as long as it's new and free-to-air. The other big TV hit at the moment is Big Brother Brasil, but that's another story for another email...

Speak soon!
Fredalo

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

23.03.21 - Gratiluz

Hallooooo,


Hope all well witchu and you've had a good birthday season. Over here we're almost done with Gabi's course after an all-day shoot on Sunday, and we went to see our first new prospective stopgap flat but it turned out to be a bit rubbish (despite having a bathtub and a fireplace, which I didn't think was possible).

Otherwise work continues onwards, lockdown shows no sign of easing up, and they keep adding floors to the gym being built next door, but at least we've got the pool back, which is handy as it's absolutely boiling at the moment. 

I've made a new mix, and my phrase of the day (a portmanteau of "gratidão"/"gratitude" and "luz"/"light") is currently being used to make fun of people - usually jetset influencers - who are annoyingly overly-positive on social media, despite all evidence to the contrary. 

Speak soon!
Super Freddy Animals

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

16.03.21 - Desgraça pouca é bobagem

Halloooo,

Hope all well o'er there. 

We've both been under the weather recently, prompting a rare trip out of the house on Friday to get our noses swabbed in a hospital garage, followed by a prolonged spell indoors as we waited for the results, which as it turns out are negative. 

The whole thing has thrown off our timetable for the course, which was due to wrap up next week, but otherwise we didn't miss much since everything in the city is on full lockdown for the next week at least.

In other news I've made another mixtape, and my (rather timely) phrase of the day is "desgraça pouca é bobagem", which I guess translates literally as "there's no such thing as a little disgrace" ("bobagem", of course, meaning "a load of rubbish"), and basically means "it never rains but it pours".

Speak soon!
Fredch Toast

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

09.03.21 - Dar uma de cachorro magro

Hallooooo,

Hope all well and lovely to see you on the old Zoom the other day. 

We are hard at work churning out hours of knowledge for Gaby's course which is now in full swing, with its first live webinar taking place on Friday. Just as well since there's sod all else to do at the moment, between lockdown shutting everything down again like it's March 2020, and the rain setting in to mark the end of summer. 

In other news, I've made another compilation, and my phrase of the week ("to make like a thin dog") refers to people who turn up for a meal and leave straight after eating. Quite niche but effective, I say.

More to follow as we have it.
Oprah WinFred

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

02.03.21 - Estou de saco cheio

Hallloooooo,

Hope all well down in Antibes. 

Over here Gaby's course has been a roaring success so yesterday we launched it and now we have to actually finish the damn thing, over the next month or so. On top of all that, our landlord decided last week would be a good time to kick the bucket and have his kids repossess the flat (he was quite old and it was always on the cards, to be fair), so we're trying to figure out how long we have to up sticks, and where to up them to, which should be a barrel of laughs.

In the meantime I've made not one but two new mixtapes (one of which features a Brazil/Wales crossover track, so see if you can spot that... OK, it's the one with the Welsh title), and my phrase of the day is a perennial favourite - when people here are fed up, they say "estou de saco cheio", or "my bag is full". So "give me a break" becomes "não me enche o saco" / "don't fill my bag", etc. Not sure why or how, but it amuses me quite regularly.

Ciao for now,
Fred Up