Tuesday, December 26, 2023

26.12.23 - Na mão do palhaço

Hallooooo,

Hope all well, and might I add, Merry Christmas to one and all!

We had a blissfully empty end to the working week - I was even able to recreate Roberto Carlos' traditional Christmas special in my own home and broadcast it live on Instagram - before heading to Indaiatuba for an even more relaxing weekend of food and flopping about, occasionally interspersed with trips to the pool and the light show in the park.

Tomorrow we rise at dawn and head to the coast, for just under a week in sunny Ilhabela, which should be just swell. There's no compilation this week (except for a party-themed one for Instagram, which you can get an exclusive preview of here), but my phrase of the week, "na mão do palhaço", translates as "in the hand of the clown" - a euphemism for being very, very drunk.

Speak soon, and Happy New Year!
Should auld acquaintance be F-rod

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

19.12.23 - No frigir dos ovos

Halloooo,

Hope all well!

Over here it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (i.e. hot, sunny, no one wants to do any work), and we celebrated with our annual trip to Aldeia and Bruna's parents' house for a thoroughly pleasant afternoon food, drink and swimming pools. We also had a mildly fun Christmas do at work, and watched Paul McCartney play the Maracanã from the comfort of our living room on Saturday night...

Here's one more 2023 compilation for the road, and my phrase of the week means "at the frying of the eggs", which is the local equivalent of "when the chips are down", intriguingly...

And that's about it - speak soon!
And the boys of the F.R.E.D. choir were singing Galway Bay

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

12.12.23 - O santo não bateu

Halloooo!

Hope all well! 

We had a pretty laid-back week after our big day out last weekend, putting up Xmas decorations and generally flopping about as is the pre-holiday tradition. Meanwhile Gabi recorded a podcast in English about dating in Brazil, which we're told will be out some time today, and I got my first paid partnership offer, from Rosetta Stone, which is pretty exciting!

I've also made a new compilation and a Best Of 2023 mix... and my phrase of the day translates as "the saint didn't hit", which happens when you don't hit it off with someone, for whatever reason. 

And that's about it for now - speak soon!
Fred on Arrival

Tuesday, December 5, 2023

05.12.23 - Dourar a pílula

Halloooo,

Hope all is fine and dandy. This weekend the Primavera Sound festival decamped from Barcelona to the Interlagos racetrack in southernmost São Paulo, and I went to my first festival since... Glastonbury 2010? I think? 

I went on my own on Saturday and stopped off at the Mercadão Municipal on the way, for a giant pastel, then Gabi and I drove down on Sunday. I've written about it in detail here, but suffice to say it was a really fun weekend, and surprisingly comfortable considering my previous experience of festivals. 

In other news I've made another compilation, and my phrase of the day means "to golden the pill", or sugarcoat bad news - so called because pharmacists apparently used to coat bitter pills in gold wrapping as a distraction. 

And that's all for now - speak soon!

04.12.23 - Garotos não choram

This weekend the Primavera Sound festival came to São Paulo for the second year running. I didn’t go last year despite a promising line-up and it taking place just down the road, because I’m generally sceptical of the burgeoning festival circuit here  - which started with Rock in Rio and has since come to include Lollapalooza, The Town and others, to mixed reviews. I haven’t been to a gig, period, since Radiohead played the Allianz Parque in 2018!

But The Cure were announced as headliners, and they’re one of the few bands left on my concert bucket list, so we decided to get two weekend tickets before the rest of the line-up was even announced. I was expecting Blur to be the other headliner, since they were on the bill for Primavera Argentina and Chile, but we got The Killers instead, to the excitement of absolutely no one; apart from that though, the line-up was significantly better than last year.

The line-up was a big deal because, as much as I enjoyed my festival days at four consecutive Glastonburys, the main draw was the music. In my experience, everything other than the music – i.e. the hordes of people, the queues, the lack of basic facilities, the mud, the sunburn – ranged from “rustic and charming” to “actively unpleasant”, and I’ve only grown more intolerant and cosseted in my twilight years.

But to my surprise, Primavera turned out to be genuinely pleasant and comfortable, even to an old fogey like me. It was less like Glastonbury and more similar in scope to the Hyde Park Calling one-day line-ups which I went to a few times back in their £2.50-ticket heyday: three stages placed relatively close together in the middle of the Interlagos F1 racetrack, urban infrastructure and transport links nearby, and everyone goes home at the end of the day.

There was a food park with decent grub, hammocks, a “welcome tent” where you could go and chill out on a sofa if it all got too much, proper non-chemical toilets and – best of all – as much free water as you could drink, all day long! Admittedly this last bit was probably tacked on in a panic at the last minute, after a fan died of dehydration during a recent Taylor Swift concert, but it really did make a huge difference and probably prevented hundreds of less extreme cases.

There were also a load of corporate tents trying their best to leverage the good vibes to sell sun cream or mayonnaise or whatever, but they could be safely ignored and could only be accessed by queuing anyway. They’d implemented an annoying cash-free system where you had to top up your wristband in order to buy anything, but we got the hang of it eventually and the topping-up lines were kept to a minimum.

On the downside, Interlagos is still miles from anywhere, and the commute on Saturday via 3 tube lines and a gruelling uphill trek in the midday sun was easily the least fun I had all weekend. I also spent a lot more time standing up and walking between stages on the Saturday, knackering my legs and leading me to wonder if I was going to make it through another day. But on Sunday we drove down early and were lucky enough to find a spot right next to the entrance, so getting away during the closing exodus was pretty easy.

It occurred to me that a lot of these amenities were laid on with the target audience in mind – there were a lot of folks my age, with a much lower threshold for personal discomfort than your average teenager. The line-up was noticeably more, er, “experienced” than other festivals too – most of the bands on the bill were 20 or 30 years past their peak, and younger, active artists were shunted down the running order and into the 1-5pm slots, when most of the oldies would be sheltering from the sun and conserving their energy.

No complaints about the music either. In unglamorous economic terms, I saw 8 shows by pretty big names over 2 days, for just over R$700 - almost 2013 prices! Counting down from worst to best:

8/ The Killers – not Blur, and no one’s favourite band, but obviously very good at what they do from what I saw before I left early to beat the crowds. There was a real Tom Cruise vibe to frontman Brandon Flowers, who ran around the stage grinning like a man possessed in a pink Vegas suit, and exhorting everyone to have a good time a little too much. Still, they were considerate enough to play their biggest and best song first (“Mr Brightside”), sparing me any debate about whether to stay ‘til the end.

7/ Marisa Monte – a big hit with the local crowd; I caught a bit of her set while waiting for another one to start, and was relatively entertained, but left as soon as another gig started on the next stage over.

6/ Slowdive – the kind of band that only really has one song, but it’s a pretty good one. Not really suited to the late-afternoon daylight slot they were given, but they earned a lot of goodwill by soldiering on with the gig despite one of the singers getting a throat infection. Sounded a lot more like The Cure than I remembered, albeit with much less distinctive vocals.

5/ Beck – had absolutely no idea which Beck we were going to get (sad acoustic Beck? Chillwave Beck? Rap Beck? Scientology Beck?); we ended up getting all of the above and more. A fantastic greatest hits set that saw him roll back the years, work the crowd like a pro, go on extended solo slide guitar and harmonica breakdowns, do some light breakdancing, and touch on most of his back catalogue. Nothing from his latest album, which is a little sad but probably for the best…

4/ Kelela – Such a great, mesmerizing performance out of absolutely nowhere… With no backing band, a minimal backdrop and an outrageous outfit she had the crowd in the palm of her hand; she played mostly unreleased remixes of an album not many present would have heard in the first place, and everyone loved it anyway.

3/ Carly Rae Jepsen – I made Gabi leave the house hours earlier than she would have liked to catch the start of her show – bafflingly scheduled for 3:30pm – so there was a lot of pressure on it to be worth our while, and she absolutely delivered. Relentless positivity and hit after hit in the glorious sunshine. Even Gabi, who had previously written her off as “music for Gap changing rooms and rom-com makeover montages”, had to admit it was a pretty good show. The best/funniest moment was when she came down from the stage to get the crowd to sing into the mic for “Call Me Maybe”, only to be met with stony-faced Cure fans who had been waiting there since the gates opened to get a good spot for the headliners.

2/ Pet Shop Boys – the breakout stars of the weekend for me, and a fine stand-in as Saturday headliners. Turns out they have a lot of hits that I’m at least passingly familiar with, and mixing them all together into a continuous whole makes for an ideal festival show – shades of Daft Punk Alive 2007, and I don’t say that lightly! Not to mention the outrageous costume changes, inventive visuals and dynamic staging that gradually revealed its inner workings as the show went on. The crowd loved it, which really gave me hope as an eccentric, archly ironic English guy trying to win over the Brazilian market myself.

1/ The Cure – naturally, everyone was here for the main event, and they did not disappoint. I have a few notes – playing half an hour’s worth of unreleased songs during a festival headliner set is not on, no matter how good they sounded, and the guitar part to “From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea” sounded all wrong – but the band was having such a great time that it seems churlish to complain. The set was probably the longest one I’ve ever stood through (29 songs over almost 3 hours!). No one was forcing them to play for that long, they just decided to do so out of sheer enthusiasm for their own music.

Apart from Ridaut’s mate Roger, who didn’t travel for health reasons, and an auxiliary guitarist who looked like he aged 20 years over the course of the show, the band were in great nick – the drummer handled what must have been a pretty brutal cardio workout with ease, the bassist (who Gabi psychoanalyzed after their last gig in São Paulo) was leaping all over the stage, and Robert Smith’s vocals have, if anything, gotten even better since the ‘80s and ‘90s. Endearingly, despite decades of playing live, he still doesn’t really know how to end a song – if he’s feeling inspired he’ll just keep strumming his guitar after the band has stopped and the applause has died down, until he’s done, there’s an awkward pause, and it’s time to start the next one.

There were hits galore (interspersed throughout, then relentlessly at the end), rarities (“Want”! “Shake Dog Shake”! “Charlotte Sometimes”!), a detour into their Goth origins (including 3 consecutive tracks from “Seventeen Seconds”), tribal flute playing (“Burn”!), some misguided but well-meaning attempts at Portuguese, and my all-time favourite Cure song in the first encore (“Plainsong”). As a setlist it was an absolute embarrassment of riches, and I’m not really sure what more they could have played (maybe “The Kiss” as a third encore, if we’re being picky). It reminded me of that scene in The Simpsons where Homer is sent to hell and condemned to eat doughnuts forever as punishment for his gluttony, but he just ends up having a great time eating endless doughnuts.

And that’s my write-up – we’re still in recovery, but who knows, maybe we’ll be back in 2024!