Tuesday, August 30, 2022

30.08.22 - Quem vê cara não vê coração

Hallooo,

Hope all is well and that you're having fun on the Trans-Europe Express. 

We're getting the hang of city life once again, including trips to the office and, er, the countryside to check on the cats while Adny and Ridaut went on a business/road trip down south. We also went to the Festa da Achiropita, a traditional month-long festival in which an entire Italian neighbourhood comes together to bake biblical quantities of fogazza and pasta to feed the masses and raise money for good causes.

In other news I've made another mixtape, and my phrase of the day translates as "he who sees the face doesn't see the heart", which is a spin on "don't judge a book by its cover", "beauty is only skin-deep", etc. And that'll do for the noo!

Speak soon,
Shrimp Fred Rice

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

23.08.22 - Do Oiapoque ao Chuí

Halloooo,

Hope all well, and good to talk yesterday in between loch-walking and ancient Chinese self-care sessions. 

As I mentioned we're back to work here, and determined to officially put the renovation work to bed this week. We spent most of the weekend installing a walk-in closet then unpacking the last few cardboard boxes, and the builders are coming back to touch up the odd bit of paintwork etc. We're hoping to wrap it all up today, although given their previous form this could take weeks. 

I also went properly viral on Instagram, which was a weird experience - I posted a completely innocuous video positing that Brazilians would struggle to eat pizza abroad, since they're used to waiters serving it to them one slice at a time, and it seems to have become a lightning rod for the absolute worst people in the world who a) don't understand it's a joke and b) have turned me into the poster-child for spoilt, entitled Generation Z (at 35!). Anyway I'm now about 7000 followers better off, and wondering what other basic activities I can pretend not to grasp.

Elsewhere I've made a new compilation, and my phrase of the day is shorthand for "the whole of Brazil", from its northernmost point (Oiapoque river) to the southernmost (Barra do Chuí). Although apparently it's now out of date, as SCIENCE has since proven that Mount Caburaí is further north.

Speak soon,
One Nation Under Frod

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

16.08.22 - Matar aula

Hallooooo,

Hope all well over there, and lovely to see you! We're back in São Paulo and back to work here, but to sum up the rest of our Eurotrip for the sake of completism and posterity:
  • Annecy: got absolutely fleeced to drive through a trans-Alpine tunnel  and had to park in a different town because Annecy was completely full, but had a lovely time wandering round the old town once we got settled in, eating tartiflette and renting a pedalo to go out on to the lake. 
  • Gruyeres: tiny town perched on a mountain, full of medieval barns and castles (and an HR Giger museum, bafflingly) - we basically only went there to eat fondue and it did not disappoint, although it turned out our venue of choice had burnt down shortly before we arrived. Nice drive over the Jaunpass afterwards as well.
  • Interlaken & Grindelwald: had a fantastic view of the Brienzersee from our hotel balcony, so spent most of our time there since we were priced out of doing just about anything else. After Waze took us on a terrifying detour up a narrow mountain path, we eventually found the right cable car in Grindelwald, and had a death-defying toboggan ride back down, before heading back to Interlaken for a McRaclette, and onwards.
  • Zurich
    : our tour of the Lindt chocolate factory was the clear highlight, with all the truffles we could eat and stow away in our bag. The rest of our stay was a bit of a let down since Alex had skipped town a few days before, the city was dead and we were getting a bit sick of Switzerland by this point anyway.
  • Colmar: the Venice of Alsace, full of picturesque cottages and creme fraiche. Supposedly the inspiration for the village in Beauty & the Beast. Would recommend! 
  • Paris: drove all day, got unbelievably lost trying to return the hire car at Orly airport, eventually hopped on a tram into town for huge portions of Vietnamese food with Jean Luc and Nic, followed by a late-night drive to the Eiffel Tower, then back to the airport Ibis for an early night, and a full day's travel back home. 
Think that about covers it - had a lovely time but glad to be back, if only to be able to remove a troublesome wisdom tooth later today. I've got two new compilations lined up and my phrase of the day, "matar aula", is the Brazilian version of skipping class (literally "killing class"), in keeping with the whole holiday theme.

Speak soon!
Fred-a Kahlo

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

26.07.22 - Se não tiver confusão não tem graça

Hallooooo,

Hope all well! We are shacked up in sunny London town after a 24-hour odyssey from Brazil followed by a whistlestop tour through the Fens and beyond, and preparing to move on to the Côte d'Azur!


Our flight over went about as well as it could have - the only delays were caused by our inability to read basic information, and following the crowd into a huge customs line instead of actually going towards our own gate, but getting out at Gatwick was a breeze. We had a bit of trouble getting our hi-tech all-bluetooth hire car working without much in the way of working internet but were soon on our way to Huntingdon, where we stayed the night at a friend of Gabi's and stocked up on English delicacies like pork pies and raspberries.

The next day we took a while hitting the road due to more technical snags but eventually got to Bungay for a pub lunch / Sunday roast with grandpa, then on to Brenna & Callum''s for an intense trampoline workout, song recitals and a crash course in Brazilian TikTok. We then gave Ossian and Callum a lift into London, returned the car and headed to our Airbnb in Finsbury Park, which is basically a basement but a very well-stocked and well-located one. 

Yesterday we were in Camden for lunch, then Gabi hit the shops while I stayed on technically working, and we met up with Ben in the evening before heading to our old haunt Pappagone's for a pizza - not 100% sure what the plan for today is yet but food is a central concern as always. 

In the meantime I have a new compilation which I found down the back of the sofa, and my phrase of the day means "if there's no confusion there's no fun", which seems to apply so far.

See you soon!
Frod Hull

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

19.07.22 - Só a capa da gaita

Halloooo,

Hope all well. 

Over here we are, as they say, "só a capa da gaita", or "just the bag of the bagpipes", after an exhausting week of herding builders around and fitting everything into our new flat, jigsaw-style, all while trying to hold down a steady job and stop the cats from weeing everywhere in protest of their newly-confined state.

I also went to my first ever kid's party in Brazil (for Heitor's first birthday) at a dedicated soft play venue nearby, and went into town on Saturday to do a big shop, get a top-up shot of AstraZeneca and become reacquainted with the big city. It's good to be back, but suffice to say it's time for a break, so it's just as well we are off abroad on Friday night!

Oh, and I made a new compilation. Speak soon!
Fred

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

12.07.22 - Arroz de festa

Hallooooo,

Hope all well in the sunlit uplands, we'll be heading there soon so it had better be! In the meantime we have finally cast off the shackles of rurality and have moved back to the Big City. The move itself went about as swimmingly as a gruelling three-day process could have gone, but the flat is a) exponentially smaller than the house we moved out of and b) not finished yet. 

None of the rooms have doors yet, for example (not even the bathroom), I was almost burnt to a crisp by exposed wiring and there was no functioning kitchen sink until yesterday. The builders, with whom we are now essentially coexisting during working hours, are bafflingly slow but hopefully now we're constantly around to tell them exactly what to do, they'll pick up the pace (out of awkwardness if nothing else).

Having said that, now that we're past the scariest part (Saturday morning, when the movers filled up almost every square inch of the flat with furniture) and have made a significant dent in the cardboard boxes, it's looking pretty cool and, crucially, rent-free. It's also a massive relief not to have to look over our shoulders for fleeing cats anymore, even if Berry seems a bit heartbroken by the lack of a back garden. I reckon it should be fully liveable by the time we leave for three weeks in late July.

No compilation this week for obvious reasons, but my phrase of the week is a good'un - people who are seemingly present at every social gathering are referred to as "arroz de festa", i.e. "party rice", a nod to the tradition of throwing rice at newlyweds (which is a thing outside Brazil, right?). A harbinger of a newly revitalized social calendar for Gabi and I, hopefully!

Speak soon,
"Life is a Fred that someone untangled" - Fernando Pessoa

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

05.07.22 - No frigir dos ovos

Halloooo,

Bit late with the old weekly email today, there's plenty to be getting on with as we enter the combined moving house & Eurotrip endgame... 

On Thursday the men in white coats are coming to box everything up, and take everything to São Paulo on Saturday, so we're going to be in limbo for a few days. We're in two minds about leaving - on the one hand it's nice and warm, and the neighbourhood had a jolly "Festa Julina" shindig and bonfire at the weekend, but on the other hand our running water has been cut off for the past 24 hours, so I don't think we'll be too sorry to see the back of the countryside for a while. 

Elsewhere I've made another mixtape, and my phrase of the day means "at the frying of the eggs", which basically means "when all is said and done", or "when the chips are down". I have never heard it said out loud, but I intend to bring it back into fashion. 

Speak soon!
Fred Red Wine